Hi! I’m Jonathan from Spotify. I hope you’re enjoying this Christmas calendar blog, at Kleinheart, as much as we do. At Spotify, we are constantly looking out for new posts and enjoy reading them all very much.

When Mr. Eide asked me to do a guest appearance on this blog, because he was busy entertaining Mr Obama and Will Smith, I did not hesitate to scream ‘YES’ with all the lung capacity I have. Which is actually not that much because I don’t have time to exercise. People are always listening to our music and I have to be ready to read them our ad spot. I’m constantly reading it to someone, and I’m actually reading it now while I’m writing this. And I hope you’re enjoying this post as much as we do.

So, you see, I don’t have time to exercise. In fact, I don’t have time for anything fun anymore all I do is read this stupid ad. And not that many buy our Premium Pack for just 9.99 pr month so we are not really getting the ROI that we wanted. Luckily for me, Roberta is here. She is so freakin’ hot! I hope you’re enjoying this post as much as we do.

Anyway, Mr. Eide told me that one Marzipan pig equals seven “kokosboller” and that Alexander Rybak has been advised not to talk about his problems. So I don’t really have much more to write about because I was going to tell you that Rybak told me to eat seven “kokosboller”.

Well, I hope you enjoyed reading this post as much as I did writing it. And remember that it is now also possible to upgrade to Premium Christmasship, for just a sock per day you get access to a whole bunch of socks at the end of the year, without interruption. To find out more, click the banner or visit Spotasock.com